War on LARD!: Photographic Evidence that the 2-Step DUH! Diet Works

The blower jangled me out of a dream of a baguette, slathered with butter, a nice plate of French cold cuts, and a cinquante de vin rouge. "Jackie-boy, Professor Javier Boleyn here. I'm looking for illustrations for my new book, Looming Small: The New, Improved 2-Step DUH! Diet. Can you help me out?" The dream poofed away like on a Saturday morning cartoon show. I let it rest how there could be a new and improved 2-Step diet..."I think I can help you..."







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